Shortcuts for Greedy Sluts
FAST EASY RECIPES FOR FAST EASY PEOPLE
When it’s time for dinner, it’s time for Shortcuts for Greedy Sluts - 101 recipes for people who prefer eating to cooking.
Greedy sluts demand food that is fast, easy, healthy, good looking, and tasty – like themselves.
Greedy sluts do not blanche, peel, sieve, strain, blend, reduce, flame, chargrill, garnish or otherwise play with their food. They prefer to play with themselves.
They do not make appetizers. They are the appetizers. They do not make sauces. They are saucy. They do not make desserts. They are the dessert.
Greedy sluts know that all the best recipes involve jars, tins, packets and as little preparation as possible. Greedy sluts enjoy getting hot, wet and dirty in the bedroom, not in the kitchen.
Seducing with mouth watering, lip-licking meals such as Insatiable Sausages, Black Bean Wet Dream and Lover’s Lasagne, Shortcuts for Greedy Sluts takes food porn to a new level.
Written by Miss Treacle Tart, the burlesque persona of a London dentist and housewife, Shortcuts for Greedy Sluts is an edible erotic delight for greedy sluts everywhere.
FAST EASY RECIPES FOR FAST EASY PEOPLE
When it’s time for dinner, it’s time for Shortcuts for Greedy Sluts - 101 recipes for people who prefer eating to cooking.
Greedy sluts demand food that is fast, easy, healthy, good looking, and tasty – like themselves.
Greedy sluts do not blanche, peel, sieve, strain, blend, reduce, flame, chargrill, garnish or otherwise play with their food. They prefer to play with themselves.
They do not make appetizers. They are the appetizers. They do not make sauces. They are saucy. They do not make desserts. They are the dessert.
Greedy sluts know that all the best recipes involve jars, tins, packets and as little preparation as possible. Greedy sluts enjoy getting hot, wet and dirty in the bedroom, not in the kitchen.
Seducing with mouth watering, lip-licking meals such as Insatiable Sausages, Black Bean Wet Dream and Lover’s Lasagne, Shortcuts for Greedy Sluts takes food porn to a new level.
Written by Miss Treacle Tart, the burlesque persona of a London dentist and housewife, Shortcuts for Greedy Sluts is an edible erotic delight for greedy sluts everywhere.
