ME!: Anecdotal Evidence That I Existed (English Edition)

It's been over seventy years of an unusual life. Over 50 residences in five states. Three wives and assorted "other" women. Over 50 jobs from newspaper delivery boy and dishwasher in a restaurant, used car salesman, radio announcer and TV weatherman, classified advertising salesman for a newspaper, wrangler at a riding stable, shoe store guy, cook at drive-in restaurants, truck-stops and famous Hollywood coffee shops. Come along for the ride to a whorehouse in Mexico and brothel in Nevada––with my wife! Find out what life is like for a man who wet the bed until he was 27 years old and had fathered three children. Experience a homosexual encounter in the first person. Read the lyrics to some of the many songs I've written over the years and get a feel for my guitar playing and lead singer years in a country band. You'll read about bat caves, UFOs, Dollywood and Lorretta Lynn's Ranch and motorcycle racing property. Visit Nashville and The Underground Railroad with me. Read some interesting facts about hermaphrodites and penises. Learn about Martin Guitars, how Mel Torme touched my life, twice. Learn things about Waylon Jennings and his wife (my first girlfriend) Jessi. Get the skinny about Del Webb and his interesting life including how he started and set the standards for 55-and-over retirement communities. Get the low-down on Howard Johnson and his chain of restaurant/motels. I'm tellin' you there is some stuff in these pages that you just have to know about in order to be in with the in crowd. Want to know all about how dishwashers were invented and the lady who did it? Can you live comfortably with yourself not understanding what happened in the middle of Arizona during the Old West Day? Okay...if you don't think you really need all that information how about purchasing this book because I've included some old jokes you've probably heard before but might like to hear again? Oh, and here's another thing, I've included a secret way––right inside this book––for you to listen so some of my songs AND watch some of my videos. What a delightful extra benefit, right. Just buy the damn book!