The Bog Monster (Harrowing Hellish Hijinks On Hooligan St.) (English Edition)

A carefully constructed plan is the best prevention against unexpected results, although, then again, isn’t spontaneity the spice of life? Surely in life’s most crucial moments, one must go with one or the other, but what if the real answer lies in a mixture of both… or even more, what if you are far too inexperienced to know the difference? Toss in the fact that you are now cornered and faced with few choices and are thus pressed to be resourceful. Add on to this the ever ongoing motion of time’s arrow, then critically put on the line that something you always desperately wanted and cannot ever deny yourself… and suddenly… out of nowhere… realize you are now pitted face-to-face with the worst adversary that could ever have been forged by pubescent hormones… and to top it all off… in the name of victory… you put the one thing on the line that you’re forbidden to put at risk, and thus, you get…