30: Congratulations, You’re an Adult. (No, Seriously.) (English Edition)

Inside, you'll get such gems as:

"Sometimes I wear flip flops instead of sweeping, and if I had a baby, they would let me keep it."

"I have too many gray hairs to be this confused about life."

"Why don't adults eat ice cream cake more often?"

and other observations on becoming an adult, but, like, not quite.