300+ Facts About Chuck Norris (English Edition)

Here it is. A collection almost as good as the undying legend, about the undying legend. Yes, we’re talking about Chuck Norris, the god of everything, even himself. You will come closer to perfection by studying this sacred text filled to the brim with hard facts, such as:
- When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
- Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
- Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.