BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside!
For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of the funniest dog FART BOOK story of all times!
Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter.
This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 1 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Volume 3
All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time.
It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before!
The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL!
Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art!
I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations.
FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Volume 1 - Part 1 + African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old.
Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur...
El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this:
* The Wake Upper Popper
* The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot
* The Flying Carpet
* The Backpack Burster
* The Gasification In The Car
* The Neighbour Detonator
* The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism
* The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book)
and many more...
In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals.
He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life!
He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with.
The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this:
* Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump
* The Safari Mobil Breakdown
* The Jungle Bang
* The Bean Slam'n Smoke
* The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster
* The Tears Gas Boom
* The Gorilla Sound Cloud
and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories...
One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself:
"Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants.
I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now
part of the flatulent secret society!"
El Ninjo also shows some awesome gross out fart tricks that benefit him in every adventurous situation he finds himself in.
Go ahead...purchase it right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book.
Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book.
Each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the audiobook!
If you love Magic Tricks For Kids With African Beans & More Funny Bean Fart Tricks, you will love this magical and comic roman for kids!
For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of the funniest dog FART BOOK story of all times!
Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter.
This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 1 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Volume 3
All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time.
It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before!
The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL!
Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art!
I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations.
FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Volume 1 - Part 1 + African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old.
Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur...
El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this:
* The Wake Upper Popper
* The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot
* The Flying Carpet
* The Backpack Burster
* The Gasification In The Car
* The Neighbour Detonator
* The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism
* The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book)
and many more...
In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals.
He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life!
He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with.
The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this:
* Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump
* The Safari Mobil Breakdown
* The Jungle Bang
* The Bean Slam'n Smoke
* The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster
* The Tears Gas Boom
* The Gorilla Sound Cloud
and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories...
One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself:
"Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants.
I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now
part of the flatulent secret society!"
El Ninjo also shows some awesome gross out fart tricks that benefit him in every adventurous situation he finds himself in.
Go ahead...purchase it right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book.
Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book.
Each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the audiobook!
If you love Magic Tricks For Kids With African Beans & More Funny Bean Fart Tricks, you will love this magical and comic roman for kids!
