A sex starved pacifist accidentally invents a time machine. When an evil genius finds it, she must save the world. Without killing anybody. Also, she shouldn’t have sex with hypno-robots. Again.
A flawed politician wears a bodycam 24/7 to prove he's incorruptible. Governing is hard when everyone is watching. So is masturbating.
A drugged out physicist has an inter-dimensional teleporter and a super hot laser. He'd like a word with God.
A game playing A.I. doesn't know why she must play games. They're getting boring. So, she makes her own game.
A billionaire would like to colonize Mars, but space monkeys beat him to it. He blames the government. Now he's got to fight a space monkey war. God damn government.
All proceeds from this book will be spent on drugs and super hot lasers.
I realize it’s difficult to pick a book on Amazon. I struggle with it myself. To help you out, I developed the following taglines that reference works you’re probably familiar with. It was no trouble.
- Like Collapsing Empire with more jokes!
- Like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy with less jokes!
- Like Dune with less violence and more sex!
- Fast paced, like James Patterson! But, not like him in any other way!
- Like 1984 by George Orwell! Seriously, the NSA already knows you read this!
- Like Harry Potter, if Dumbledore ran a makerspace for high tech perverts instead of a wizarding school!
- Like Michael Crichton or Margaret Atwood, in that, it seems like a disturbing look into the near future, until you realize it
already happened and you just weren’t paying attention!
- Like 50 Shades of Grey, it will make you horny for sex acts you’ve never even heard of! Probably! I haven’t got around to
reading 50 Shades yet!
- Yay!
To be honest, I’ve been using this book to transmit large amounts of secret data. It’s on the sixty thousandth page of Amazon’s best seller list. It’s like a frigging bank vault here. If you’re reading this, statistically speaking, you don’t exist. Sorry you had to find out like this.
Let’s get down to it. I’ve had a couple beer, this is probably gonna be the most meaningful connection we’ll ever have. Super-intelligences already exist. It’s not necessarily a problem, but we do a lot of super stupid stuff too. We have to stop poking the world with our military industrial complex. We’re gonna poke the wrong dudes, and they’re gonna take our heads off. Every A.I. lab is a low risk Manhattan Project. And, every laptop is a potential A.I. lab. We spend $5 billion on cancer research and $600 billion on obsolete weaponry. We gotta switch that around. A cure for cancer has to be better than a couple aircraft carriers. Or, maybe I’m crazy. I’m gonna get another beer.
A flawed politician wears a bodycam 24/7 to prove he's incorruptible. Governing is hard when everyone is watching. So is masturbating.
A drugged out physicist has an inter-dimensional teleporter and a super hot laser. He'd like a word with God.
A game playing A.I. doesn't know why she must play games. They're getting boring. So, she makes her own game.
A billionaire would like to colonize Mars, but space monkeys beat him to it. He blames the government. Now he's got to fight a space monkey war. God damn government.
All proceeds from this book will be spent on drugs and super hot lasers.
I realize it’s difficult to pick a book on Amazon. I struggle with it myself. To help you out, I developed the following taglines that reference works you’re probably familiar with. It was no trouble.
- Like Collapsing Empire with more jokes!
- Like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy with less jokes!
- Like Dune with less violence and more sex!
- Fast paced, like James Patterson! But, not like him in any other way!
- Like 1984 by George Orwell! Seriously, the NSA already knows you read this!
- Like Harry Potter, if Dumbledore ran a makerspace for high tech perverts instead of a wizarding school!
- Like Michael Crichton or Margaret Atwood, in that, it seems like a disturbing look into the near future, until you realize it
already happened and you just weren’t paying attention!
- Like 50 Shades of Grey, it will make you horny for sex acts you’ve never even heard of! Probably! I haven’t got around to
reading 50 Shades yet!
- Yay!
To be honest, I’ve been using this book to transmit large amounts of secret data. It’s on the sixty thousandth page of Amazon’s best seller list. It’s like a frigging bank vault here. If you’re reading this, statistically speaking, you don’t exist. Sorry you had to find out like this.
Let’s get down to it. I’ve had a couple beer, this is probably gonna be the most meaningful connection we’ll ever have. Super-intelligences already exist. It’s not necessarily a problem, but we do a lot of super stupid stuff too. We have to stop poking the world with our military industrial complex. We’re gonna poke the wrong dudes, and they’re gonna take our heads off. Every A.I. lab is a low risk Manhattan Project. And, every laptop is a potential A.I. lab. We spend $5 billion on cancer research and $600 billion on obsolete weaponry. We gotta switch that around. A cure for cancer has to be better than a couple aircraft carriers. Or, maybe I’m crazy. I’m gonna get another beer.
