Hot Nerds And Zombies (English Edition)

Ian's a computing services manager, and about as nerdy as you'd expect. But in the middle of a zombie invasion, who cares? Not super-hot Lenny, the guy he's had a crush on for months now. And what can he expect in exchange for saving the guy's ass mid-apocalypse? Maybe a pole-dance, yeah? A strip-tease? Maybe being savaged and turned into a flesh-eating undead zombie himself? Short, 2800 words.