First, let’s make one thing clear—this is not your traditional Haiku. These are not the kind of poems that they forced you to read in school and write stupid essays about. If anything, these poems would be best described as the deformed love children of Haiku and all the forms of ill-minded humor that she slept with. For that reason, if you’re looking for some nice classy poetry, then you’re looking in the wrong place.
Second, this is not the book you should read to kids. While some poems are fairly clean, others are just downright filthy (and by filthy, we’re talking South Park level, here). And if you just so happen to be a child who decided to sneak onto your mom’s Kindle, if you’re reading this now, then put this down and go do your science homework. Now, or we’re not going to the football game on Saturday. Did I just hear you talk back? That’s it, you’re losing your PS4 for a week.
Lastly, if you don’t fit any of the descriptions above, and if you’re sitting somewhere right now while bored out of your mind (i.e. work, class, clothes shopping with your wife), or even if you’re just looking for a quick laugh to brighten your mood, then this is probably the book for you. Be prepared to chuckle and cringe as you read through a hundred short poems, all of which are designed to help make your day just a little more bearable.
Second, this is not the book you should read to kids. While some poems are fairly clean, others are just downright filthy (and by filthy, we’re talking South Park level, here). And if you just so happen to be a child who decided to sneak onto your mom’s Kindle, if you’re reading this now, then put this down and go do your science homework. Now, or we’re not going to the football game on Saturday. Did I just hear you talk back? That’s it, you’re losing your PS4 for a week.
Lastly, if you don’t fit any of the descriptions above, and if you’re sitting somewhere right now while bored out of your mind (i.e. work, class, clothes shopping with your wife), or even if you’re just looking for a quick laugh to brighten your mood, then this is probably the book for you. Be prepared to chuckle and cringe as you read through a hundred short poems, all of which are designed to help make your day just a little more bearable.
