A funny and romantic novel about the cross-cultural courtship and marriage of an inept American man and a beautiful, intellectually-gifted Post-Soviet woman who believes that "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
Follow them from Russia to London to America, as the British discover that Aardvarkian is somewhat odd and Aardvarkian discovers that the Brits have a keen sense of humor and a sharp wit.
See how he creates an international incident by ordering a glass of water in a London restaurant.
Watch Alisa's reaction when Aardvarkian orders for her his favorite Arkansas dish - frog legs.
Discover how he proves to her that he is smarter than she is and persuades her to agree with him.
See how they fight and keep the respect and love that they have for one another.
Consider what would happen if being stupid was a crime.
Find out how to double the average I.Q. of your entire state.
Witness the London Street Debate, Class Warfare at the Tower of London, and A Lovers' Rendezvous on the London Tube.
Learn about sex before the sexual revolution, including The Paul Neuman Clause, Vatican Football, and Vatican Birth Control, and an interesting co-ed college sport called Sardines.
Explore the difference between intellectual intelligence and emotional intelligence. Find out how chickens grow on trees and the words that a child who can't say bad words calls his parents. See what is takes to be mistaken for terrorists and expelled from the British Museum. Discover when it is an act of courage to date a woman on the same planet.
You will laugh out loud.
https://youtu.be/K9Ls6ar2bsc
Follow them from Russia to London to America, as the British discover that Aardvarkian is somewhat odd and Aardvarkian discovers that the Brits have a keen sense of humor and a sharp wit.
See how he creates an international incident by ordering a glass of water in a London restaurant.
Watch Alisa's reaction when Aardvarkian orders for her his favorite Arkansas dish - frog legs.
Discover how he proves to her that he is smarter than she is and persuades her to agree with him.
See how they fight and keep the respect and love that they have for one another.
Consider what would happen if being stupid was a crime.
Find out how to double the average I.Q. of your entire state.
Witness the London Street Debate, Class Warfare at the Tower of London, and A Lovers' Rendezvous on the London Tube.
Learn about sex before the sexual revolution, including The Paul Neuman Clause, Vatican Football, and Vatican Birth Control, and an interesting co-ed college sport called Sardines.
Explore the difference between intellectual intelligence and emotional intelligence. Find out how chickens grow on trees and the words that a child who can't say bad words calls his parents. See what is takes to be mistaken for terrorists and expelled from the British Museum. Discover when it is an act of courage to date a woman on the same planet.
You will laugh out loud.
https://youtu.be/K9Ls6ar2bsc
