A Guide for the Unhappy Rich, or A Guide to being Human
In this first segment in a series of hate, we will look at rich people. We will sympathize with rich people, for their life is woe, and no other of any income has ever known woe. This is also a guide for humans (was this written by a human? Who knows?) in it I will teach you the basic wholesomeness of basic care, and I will yell about vegans. That's right if you hate vegans read this and yell with me. If you are vegan, if you love vegan, if you are in love with a vegan who is pure and bright and tries, if you actually have someone like that in your life, you should probably spend time with them. This guide is a measly 6708 words long. That means I could have put half of my guide into this description. But I won't, and yes this is a series, this is a revolution of hate. So if you hate, and you have spare time, well... why not?
In this first segment in a series of hate, we will look at rich people. We will sympathize with rich people, for their life is woe, and no other of any income has ever known woe. This is also a guide for humans (was this written by a human? Who knows?) in it I will teach you the basic wholesomeness of basic care, and I will yell about vegans. That's right if you hate vegans read this and yell with me. If you are vegan, if you love vegan, if you are in love with a vegan who is pure and bright and tries, if you actually have someone like that in your life, you should probably spend time with them. This guide is a measly 6708 words long. That means I could have put half of my guide into this description. But I won't, and yes this is a series, this is a revolution of hate. So if you hate, and you have spare time, well... why not?
