Best food jokes, the

Huge collections of food-related jokes! Such as: Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray. While at a bar, my wife sent me a text: "I've just made your tea, it's in the oven. You better not be drunk tonight! xxx" So sent a text back: "I know you'd rather I drink tea, but why put it in the oven? xxx" Cheese has holes. The more cheese you have, the more holes you have. The more holes you have, the less cheese you have. So, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have. I can't believe it, but Pretzels are knot bread. It makes me sick how children today can get so excited over fast food. I've just seen two teenagers burst through the door of our KFC and they ran to the counter to order food. However, a gun seems a funny method of payment. I like my women how I like my Kit-Kats. Chunky. What came first? Egg fried rice or Chicken fried rice? I was sat on the sofa with my wife last night. I asked her, "Do you fancy going out for something to eat? My treat?" She said, "Yes, that would be nice". I said, "Great, here's some cash, get me a kebab and for yourself whatever you want". I've just been to a chip shop and asked for a fish. "It won't be too long" said the assistant. I replied "well it better be very fat then".