42-The Misadventures of a Hunter
Didier is very excited today because he is going to the bear hunting. He sees a sun bear, he shoots and kills the bear, then he gets a pat on his shoulder, he turns around to see who is behind him and a big black bear looks at him and says to him, "you should not have done that, now I give you two choices, I eat you alive or I rape you". Didier chose life. After 2 months of convalescence, Didier the hunter wants his revenge, so he went back into to forest, track the huge black bear down and finally shoots and kills the black bear. At the same time, he received a pat on his right shoulder, he turns around and sees a huge grizzly bear, "I think you made a mistake". Said the bear, "I give you two choices, I kill you slowly right now or we have a brutal sex session together". Didier, once again, chose life. After 5 months of convalescence, the hunter Didier wants his revenge on the grizzly bear badly. He went back into the woods, track the grizzly bear for about three days, find the bear and kills it slowly. He is now satisfied and starts laughing hard when someone or something gave him a tap on his left shoulder, he slowly turns around ... this time, it is a giant polar bear who looks at him right in the eyes for a moment and says, "Admit it, Didier, you don't really come here for the hunt..."
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Didier is very excited today because he is going to the bear hunting. He sees a sun bear, he shoots and kills the bear, then he gets a pat on his shoulder, he turns around to see who is behind him and a big black bear looks at him and says to him, "you should not have done that, now I give you two choices, I eat you alive or I rape you". Didier chose life. After 2 months of convalescence, Didier the hunter wants his revenge, so he went back into to forest, track the huge black bear down and finally shoots and kills the black bear. At the same time, he received a pat on his right shoulder, he turns around and sees a huge grizzly bear, "I think you made a mistake". Said the bear, "I give you two choices, I kill you slowly right now or we have a brutal sex session together". Didier, once again, chose life. After 5 months of convalescence, the hunter Didier wants his revenge on the grizzly bear badly. He went back into the woods, track the grizzly bear for about three days, find the bear and kills it slowly. He is now satisfied and starts laughing hard when someone or something gave him a tap on his left shoulder, he slowly turns around ... this time, it is a giant polar bear who looks at him right in the eyes for a moment and says, "Admit it, Didier, you don't really come here for the hunt..."
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