Best movie jokes, the

The best movie-related jokes, hundreds of them divided into collections to keep you entertained! Jokes such as: Does anyone think the demon in Paranormal Activity 4 is just Harry Potter putting his invisibility cloak to good use? There's a new movie called 'Impotence' coming out soon. I really want to see it, but I fear it'll be a flop. I once played a minor role in a film all about cocaine users. I only had to do one line. Have you seen the movie "Up"? The moral of that film is that you can't have a real adventure until eventually your wife dies. I watched a film with my girlfriend last night and I was on the edge of my seat. Fat cow. My wife just left me for that actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back. No matter how many times I've watched Titanic, I'm definitely sure if they had tried harder, Jack would have fitted perfectly on her floating headboard. I just watched King Kong on DVD. How stupid where those natives? They build a big wall to keep Kong out... and then build a door big enough for him to fit through.