Chapter 1
Ronald Triumph is running for President. Yes, that Ronald Triumph. He says he wants to make this school great again. Ronald Triumph might be the next Range Line Elementary School President. He even made a hat.
Beverly Linton is running for President. Yes of course, that Beverly Linton. She is as serious as a shark and as smart as a satellite. She wants to be the first Range Line girl President.
Either Beverly or Ronald Triumph is going to win. Three other boys are running, but people don’t talk about them. Mostly, we talk about Ronald Triumph. Some people think he is as important as a holiday. He has a lot to say. He is making more promises than a pinky finger. And a lot of kids are wearing his hat.
Ronald Triumph is running for President. Yes, that Ronald Triumph. He says he wants to make this school great again. Ronald Triumph might be the next Range Line Elementary School President. He even made a hat.
Beverly Linton is running for President. Yes of course, that Beverly Linton. She is as serious as a shark and as smart as a satellite. She wants to be the first Range Line girl President.
Either Beverly or Ronald Triumph is going to win. Three other boys are running, but people don’t talk about them. Mostly, we talk about Ronald Triumph. Some people think he is as important as a holiday. He has a lot to say. He is making more promises than a pinky finger. And a lot of kids are wearing his hat.
