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Gage longs for a girl to notice him, let alone date him. And standing next to his shiny girl-magnet (idiot) best friend Tony does Gage no favors.  Why notice the geeky goth kid when the high school star quarterback smiles at you? But Tony has a fool-proof plan to get a girl to notice Gage... that (unsurprising to Gage) ends up involving: the police, a phallic donut, and an old woman wielding an umbrella. If Gage can survive the experience, the smile from a hot girl meant only for him might make it all worth it. Maybe.