Love em or hate em, they live, breathe and walk among us. Hear, hear for blondes!
Get up off of the toilet and go get your pizza out of the microwave. It's high time you heard some high quality stories and quips about our distant relative, the mythological blonde. Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking. Do they really exist? Well, you'll find out within these pages as I recount the hilarious tales.
Get a taste yourself with these favourites:
Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.
Get up off of the toilet and go get your pizza out of the microwave. It's high time you heard some high quality stories and quips about our distant relative, the mythological blonde. Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking. Do they really exist? Well, you'll find out within these pages as I recount the hilarious tales.
Get a taste yourself with these favourites:
- How many blonde jokes are there?
One. The rest are all true stories. - Two blondes find a mirror on the sidewalk.
The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before."
The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh! Of course, you have. That's me!" - What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
She picks up her purse and goes home. - A blonde woman has lived in Russia for many years. One day a government official comes to her and tells her, "Miss, quite a while back there was an error by a surveyor. You actually live in Ukraine."
The blonde replies, "Thank god! I don't think I could make it through one more Russian winter."
Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.
