Eric’s Big Book of Lawyer Jokes (Eric’s Big Books 13) (English Edition)

Order in the court! I'll sue you if you don't read this book!

All rise for his honor, Eric Duck, who will be presiding over this joke session today. We will be ruling on the case of this collection of legal humor, the verdict of which will be brought by a jury of his peers. Let the bench recognize that the numerous jokes, quips and stories within serve as evidence of this book's guilt. How does the defendant plead? Hilarious, as charged.

Let the prosecutor continue to state his case with these favourites:

• Yesterday, it was so cold out that I caught a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!
  



• A lawyer is filling out a job application when he comes to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answers, "No."
  The next question: "Why?" The lawyer thinks for a second, then writes: "Never got caught."
  



• The man who said "talk is cheap" never hired a lawyer.



• A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas, and are forced to stop at a farmer's house. The farmer says that there are only 2 extra beds, and one person will have to sleep in the barn.
  The Hindu says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn," so he goes out to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door. It's the Hindu and he says, "There is a cow in the barn. It's against my beliefs to sleep with a cow."
  So the rabbi says, "I'm humble, my son, I'll sleep in the barn." A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's the rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is a pig and there is a pig in the barn.
  So the lawyer grumbles, but he knows that he has to go to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow.

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