An apple a day will keep the doctor away, but this book will nail him in the proverbial coffin!
The doctor will see you now. Take ten of these jokes twice a day and you'll be back on your feet in no time. Laughter is the best medicine according to the experts, and if this book doesn't make you laugh... well... too late, insurance has already approved it. Don't worry, you'll love the stories inside. They've done studies.
Let us begin your treatment with these favourites:
Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.
The doctor will see you now. Take ten of these jokes twice a day and you'll be back on your feet in no time. Laughter is the best medicine according to the experts, and if this book doesn't make you laugh... well... too late, insurance has already approved it. Don't worry, you'll love the stories inside. They've done studies.
Let us begin your treatment with these favourites:
- I saw a patient last month who was terribly injured when he fell into an upholstery machine. Fortunately, he's fully recovered.
- 3 sorrows of a surgeon? To make as much money as his patients thinks he makes. To sleep with as many nurses as his wife thinks he does. And to be as good of a surgeon as he thinks he is.
- What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
The taste. - George has felt guilty all day long. He had slept with one of his patients. No matter how much he tries to forget about it, he can’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal is overwhelming. Every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice trying to reassure him -
"George. Don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the last."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality -
"But George…. You're a veterinarian."
Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.
