Hands up and against the wall! You do NOT have the right to remain silent while reading these riotous stories and jokes!
Whoop! Whoop! Run, run as fast as you can, the sirens and dogs will soon be here. Hide your donuts and stash your weed. This book contains some of the best police humor in existence. Any of the enclosed which you repeat to your friends WILL be held against you!
Speed through these favourites:
Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.
Whoop! Whoop! Run, run as fast as you can, the sirens and dogs will soon be here. Hide your donuts and stash your weed. This book contains some of the best police humor in existence. Any of the enclosed which you repeat to your friends WILL be held against you!
Speed through these favourites:
- Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory?
The police are looking for some hardened criminals - A female police officer is arresting a drunk driver
Officer: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in the court of law."
Driver: "Boobs!" - Do you know what a cop and a fire fighter have in common?
They both wanted to be fire fighters. - Actual Police Quotes:
"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." - The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I told them they had the wrong house. My dog doesn't own a damn bike!
Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.
