Dry sarcasm, cynical observations, witty quotes and sharp quips abound in this battered book of badassery. Be careful not to cut yourself.
Need a good line to throw into the conversation? Enjoy thought-provoking questions with a new perspective on life? Love reading various witticisms and wordplay? You can have both and a good bit more within these pages of Smart Assery.
Here are some of my favourites:
Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.
Need a good line to throw into the conversation? Enjoy thought-provoking questions with a new perspective on life? Love reading various witticisms and wordplay? You can have both and a good bit more within these pages of Smart Assery.
Here are some of my favourites:
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
- When you go to court, you put yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
- Sigh. Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.
Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.
