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    Everything Is Perfect When You’re a Liar

    Por Kelly Oxford

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    Kelly Oxford is . . .

    A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds

    Not the queen of the world

    An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher

    The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush

    A born salesman

    Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20

    That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time

    Totally an expert on strep throat

    Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend

    A writer

    A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes

    "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four

    Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket

    "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert

    Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon

    A terrible liar

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