Getting to human

A Magic Realist story of a blue octopus who yearns to be human. Not human in the sense of our form but to have humanity. How he goes about getting there is full of tears and laughter as he explores his yearning for a humanity perhaps more exalted than it really is.Along the way, there's the Grand Ol' Opry, Wild Annabelle and Art, shootouts, escapes, hilarious country songs, octopus erotica and the yearning, the yearning.