How to Watch A Movie: As if someone would actually read this crap. (English Edition)

I wrote a real book called How To Make A Movie. Seeing this, my former student, Max, challenged me as a joke (I hope) to write a book called How to WATCH a Movie. So I did. And here it is. I can't believe I filled this many pages with the amount of crap I did. Hopefully, you'll get a good laugh. Cause you sure aren't gonna learn anything!