'I have over the years, after much thought, consultation, meditation and soul searching, come to the only conclusion any semi-sensible, sane man can come to. I am an asshole.'
If Robert Anderson had a dollar for every time he was called a very bad name, well he’d have money, instead of going through life broke. Every derogatory name under the sun has been used to describe him but the one that stands out the most is ‘asshole,’ with ‘jerk’ being a close runner up. It has been said so often that over the years Rob has started to believe it or at the very least understand why people would say that of him.
Maybe it was the contest he organized involving midgets, maybe the fist fight with the large monkey while taking a shower in Senegal, maybe it was the Mexican brothel, maybe it was the odd skewed way he looked at the world around him. It could be the three ex-wives. Or maybe just maybe people are right. Maybe Robert Francis Anderson is just an asshole. He would like to think that it just wasn't so but then again who is he to argue.
The decision is yours to make.
If Robert Anderson had a dollar for every time he was called a very bad name, well he’d have money, instead of going through life broke. Every derogatory name under the sun has been used to describe him but the one that stands out the most is ‘asshole,’ with ‘jerk’ being a close runner up. It has been said so often that over the years Rob has started to believe it or at the very least understand why people would say that of him.
Maybe it was the contest he organized involving midgets, maybe the fist fight with the large monkey while taking a shower in Senegal, maybe it was the Mexican brothel, maybe it was the odd skewed way he looked at the world around him. It could be the three ex-wives. Or maybe just maybe people are right. Maybe Robert Francis Anderson is just an asshole. He would like to think that it just wasn't so but then again who is he to argue.
The decision is yours to make.
