Not at all rhinocerus

A collection of quirky verse by Barnaby Wilde which is not at all rhinoceros. (Well, maybe just a little bit, at the end).A miscellany of verses full of weak puns, old jokes and a sense of the ridiculous, including A pyschiatrists guide to empathetic garden design, Two flies walking on a bald mans head, and Acupuncture is a jab well done amongst others.And absolutely no mention of rhinoceros (OK. perhaps a very little bit at the end).