"I think I hate sex."
When I confessed to my cocky friend Will that I'd never had a happy ending, he bet me a thousand bucks he could give me one. I must be a college outlier, because I think it's all pretty... meh. Even if the dirty promises he whispers in my ear make me shiver, once should be enough to say "I told you so," right? Easiest money I'll ever earn.
But I didn't know he meant trying everything once, and now he's raising the stakes...
