Pretty aggressive greeting cards

Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards - until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace, common decency nor respect for one's fellow man or woman. Just honesty. A small sample of "problems solved": ? Internet Dates are fatter than they appear ? Post (and No) Hook-Up Cards (M4W, W4M) ? Erectile Dysfunction (M4W, W4M, Gay Man for Gay Man) ? First-time Anal Sex (Giver & Receiver) ? Shocking Weight Gain ? Excessive PDA ? Excessive drinking and / or screwing at work function ? Happy Step-Mother?s Day ? Your Mom?s a Milf ? Slutty Daughter, Slutty Mom ? Christmas for Agnostics ? Undeserved Promotions ? Under-Age Sex ? For My Stalker ? Bad Wedding Gifts ? Get Well Soon (STD?s) ? Disappointing Son, Disappointing Father ? Mistook you for the help ? I slept with your husband ? Ugly Babies Created and Written by Michael Griffin