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When passively suicidal capitalist Randy Crisp discovers a damsel in distress in his woodpile, he has no idea Elisha Cummings is neither as young as she appears, nor as human, though she is in distress. A lunatic vampire named Shevida believes having her will fulfil a prophecy and make him unassailable, and it will take all of Randy?s smarts to get the best of Shevida and save Elisha from a fate worse than death.