Queen Bee is ailing. And an ailing Queen Bee is an unhappy Queen Bee who can't win elections. Something must be done. But even with an army of handlers, gangstas, goons, and doubles, there is one eventuality that no mere mortal, such that we are, can overcome--not even Queen Bee. Or can she?
All the Queen's dollars and all the Queen's men must put Queen Bee back together again. Hit the campaign trail alongside our fair Queen and discover whether or not the top secret military experiments your hard-earned tax dollars have been wasted upon over the years can revitalize Queen Bee's chances of becoming your next great empress... er, leader.
The Deplorables - A Parody is not the winner of a Pulitzer Prize and has garnered no awards. One ecstatic reader croons, her face aglow with rabid adoration, "I've not seen such a marvelous work in at least three centuries! Humor ne plus ultra!"
Editor's note: this is a deplorable parody satirizing recent political events and personalities. It is intended only as humor and involves impossible events, developments, characters, and situations. Happy reading.
All the Queen's dollars and all the Queen's men must put Queen Bee back together again. Hit the campaign trail alongside our fair Queen and discover whether or not the top secret military experiments your hard-earned tax dollars have been wasted upon over the years can revitalize Queen Bee's chances of becoming your next great empress... er, leader.
The Deplorables - A Parody is not the winner of a Pulitzer Prize and has garnered no awards. One ecstatic reader croons, her face aglow with rabid adoration, "I've not seen such a marvelous work in at least three centuries! Humor ne plus ultra!"
Editor's note: this is a deplorable parody satirizing recent political events and personalities. It is intended only as humor and involves impossible events, developments, characters, and situations. Happy reading.
