The English Lady: Being The Adventures of a Certain English Lady in India (English Edition)

The Adventures of an English Lady, as she travels the length and breadth of India. Harrowing tales of states full of many cows but very little fodder. Of mountains covered in clouds and morning sunlight. Of wild tigers uninterested in tourist selfies. Of great cities waking to the dawn, and onions and profound literature. Of tofu and filmstars. Names that baffle tongues and lose people. Cars that treat lumbago and arthritis. Cricket with the correct punctuation. And last but by no means least, of God-fearing tax-paying communists who drink only Johnny Walker...
A warm welcome to India. Pip-pip.