The First Barney Book: Journey to the Warm, Moist Countryside (Barney Stories Book 1) (English Edition)

This is a terrible book. It's the first in a string of terrible books from the Famous Author Richard Hedley. I would warn you not to waste your time, but instead I'll encourage you to explore the depths of terrible. This book has stupid words, inconsistencies, a train with a lap pool in the bathroom, and scenes of inhuman violence. The main character is the heir to the family with a patent on the Box. His name is Barney Carton and he wants to be less stupid. Can you help him by reading this book?