These Ones Are Mine (English Edition)

It's not the story of my life, it's my life's stories. It's a compilation of some of my best, most strange, most shocking, real, true, unique experiences, jammed into a book. My life might not be the most interesting of anyone else ever, but some people's lives are boring, and mine has been anything but. Here's the promise; read the book, and whether you laugh, or cry, or get offended and protest it's existence, no matter what, you will be entertained. -Intended for adult readers only-