They Oughta Call Baseball, Batball: What Must Be Done To Sports By The Worldwide Commissioner of Sports (English Edition)

They Oughta…
call baseball, Batball.
Who cares about the bases?

They Oughta…
name it the Batball North American Series, not the World Series…

They Oughta…
call football, Tackleball.
Who cares about the kicker?
Every play, there’s a tackle.


They Oughta…
name it Netball because baskets don’t have holes in the bottom.


They Oughta…
have 3rd base cheerleaders, not 3rd base coaches.

Written by an 83-year-old fan that knows...