Vampyrolix and his flying reporter Flyrolix are two "ghost vampires" living in the author’s mind and virtual world, helping him to lash the whip of satire in the real world, a world full of leading celebrities deeply infiltrated with Devillinati, Bergs and their puppets. Who they are? You will figure out, after reading it. The supreme order: LASH THEM TILL LAUGHS... OR USE THE PEN! DRACULA'S PEN! This eBook is a work of fiction and reality and many resemblances to persons or places, events or locales are not coincidental. First of all, please consider this story, a pamphlet, a political satire about Brexit, American election, Pokemon's hunting and about those leading celebrities of all kind, which are presented day by day in our life, with the help of Main Stream Media. Some excerpts from the story:
..."do you know Mr. DP Junckersberg - the enemy of the borders, the big boss of the Council, this genius of politics, a real Machiavelli of our times? Well, it seems that during a late, long visit to the restaurant “LA CONVIVIALITE” in the Council building, after more glasses of Russian vodka (he was trying to pave the way for the meeting with the Russian president, Putin) and after slapping friendly some waiters and kissing some baldly ones, he had a moment of real revelation:"
…"In Europe, a great number of refugees were searching the American Embassies and Consulates, asking if there is a possibility to fly in USA having a “sexual emergency”, because in Europe, with their German guide for refugees, you can’t even grab a p…sy, while in America you can have a blow job just voting or to grope where you wish, as Donald. That means the greatness of American democracy, not German rules and austerity"...
…"The Greeks, you know the lovely Greeks, the Crisis’s sons, dear Madonna, with those songs and dances and their ancient democracy…Yassou Palikari! Well, they have a kindly request to you: could you use your amazing gift, to help them with a fundraising action, for who may be interested, to pay their damn debts…Eventually, you should organize a kind of Troika, together with some ladies or even some gentlemen (LGBT rights are respected here, no need of Mr. Obama’s intervention) from European Commission, former and actual, and that harsh lady from IMF…Chancellor excluded, they disliked chancellors!... What do you say about this humanitarian cause?"...
"It seems, that even Lady Liberty was seen sitting down for a while, looking almost groggy by this unexpected shit and the VW car’s smoke, having a joint, thinking deeply where the hell she should move her ass"…
…"It was awesome, to see Miley on Instagram, fighting with her tears dripping on her little nose, like that big wrecking ball between her legs in that famous clip, then on her out tongue, falling over that big dildo costume she wears today, almost crushing her beloved animals…How lucky with that dildo"…
"Meanwhile, at the White House, Mr. Obama met Mr. Trump, President on the commission with President-elect, a black man with a white man, ready “to smoke the calumet”, after so many days of fighting…and why not, to celebrate a new victory of the brave American police, which have beaten once again, the Indians, at Standing Rock! Unfortunately, Mr. Biden found there only some of that bad smelling “calumet”, remained from Bill’s presidency time which, both of them, the “unqualified president” and the ”worst president” preferred to ignore, starring absently…
..."do you know Mr. DP Junckersberg - the enemy of the borders, the big boss of the Council, this genius of politics, a real Machiavelli of our times? Well, it seems that during a late, long visit to the restaurant “LA CONVIVIALITE” in the Council building, after more glasses of Russian vodka (he was trying to pave the way for the meeting with the Russian president, Putin) and after slapping friendly some waiters and kissing some baldly ones, he had a moment of real revelation:"
…"In Europe, a great number of refugees were searching the American Embassies and Consulates, asking if there is a possibility to fly in USA having a “sexual emergency”, because in Europe, with their German guide for refugees, you can’t even grab a p…sy, while in America you can have a blow job just voting or to grope where you wish, as Donald. That means the greatness of American democracy, not German rules and austerity"...
…"The Greeks, you know the lovely Greeks, the Crisis’s sons, dear Madonna, with those songs and dances and their ancient democracy…Yassou Palikari! Well, they have a kindly request to you: could you use your amazing gift, to help them with a fundraising action, for who may be interested, to pay their damn debts…Eventually, you should organize a kind of Troika, together with some ladies or even some gentlemen (LGBT rights are respected here, no need of Mr. Obama’s intervention) from European Commission, former and actual, and that harsh lady from IMF…Chancellor excluded, they disliked chancellors!... What do you say about this humanitarian cause?"...
"It seems, that even Lady Liberty was seen sitting down for a while, looking almost groggy by this unexpected shit and the VW car’s smoke, having a joint, thinking deeply where the hell she should move her ass"…
…"It was awesome, to see Miley on Instagram, fighting with her tears dripping on her little nose, like that big wrecking ball between her legs in that famous clip, then on her out tongue, falling over that big dildo costume she wears today, almost crushing her beloved animals…How lucky with that dildo"…
"Meanwhile, at the White House, Mr. Obama met Mr. Trump, President on the commission with President-elect, a black man with a white man, ready “to smoke the calumet”, after so many days of fighting…and why not, to celebrate a new victory of the brave American police, which have beaten once again, the Indians, at Standing Rock! Unfortunately, Mr. Biden found there only some of that bad smelling “calumet”, remained from Bill’s presidency time which, both of them, the “unqualified president” and the ”worst president” preferred to ignore, starring absently…
