Why the squirrel won’t fry

I know guys like this.Guys who have never been out on a date.Guys who have never even tried.Why?Thats the question "WHY THE SQUIRREL WONT FRY" examines. It takes 4 of these guys - 4 distinct vertices of a square labeled "excuses" - and looks at how each has become trapped in his own corner.Until one of the guys tries to break out of the box.Heres the logline:Four enginerds are perfectly content to sit around a luncheonette talking about the girls of "Star Trek", until one decides to boldly go where none of them has gone before: On a date.Just 4 guys in a room. No gunshots. No paranormal phenomena. No CGI.No budget.On purpose. See, the idea was to write the lowest budget movie I could, with the goal of producing it myself. The production part didnt happen, but the writing part did. Minimal characters. Minimal locations.Maximal (?) humor.Well, you can be the judge of that. Maybe I was too clever for my own good. It wouldnt be the first time. For example: The original title for this screenplay was "BRAINS"......but with the final "S" reversed to hint at a certain irony.But the real irony is, there was a better title staring me in the face the whole time. I just couldnt see it. Or maybe I was just afraid to take the chance.I know guys like this.