Witch jokes

An illustrated joke book for children, with the central theme being witches! Just such as: What is evil and ugly on the inside, but green on the outside? A witch dressed like a cucumber! Why did the witch give up her fortune telling? She didn't see any future in it! What name did the witch call her cooking pot? It was called Ron! (Cauldron!) Why is a witch's face like a million dollars? Because her face is all green and wrinkly!