Two piss poor college students with equal piss poor communication skills find a way to make everything work.
“Quotes about how awesome this book is.”
-Somebody who nobody knows
“Somebody paid to say something nice.”
-Paid actor probably
“This book is funny.”
-Me
“Where's the actual book description?”
-Also me
“A gripping tale that's probably gonna star a lot of straight rich white guys and make money for other straight rich white guys.”
-My cynicism
“As long as it's not another boring romance/killer drama, I'm good.”
-My optimism
Dess seems to have a sh*tty life even sh*ttier than his name. It's not until he gets a hard-on for a dude with a real hard knock life, does he learn how much he needs to.
Finally, a book description that actually tells you what the freaking book is about…
From the author of absolutely nothing because this is her first f*cking book, comes a tale longer than the way it's spaced. A tale about life, and why it might not suck that much.
“Quotes about how awesome this book is.”
-Somebody who nobody knows
“Somebody paid to say something nice.”
-Paid actor probably
“This book is funny.”
-Me
“Where's the actual book description?”
-Also me
“A gripping tale that's probably gonna star a lot of straight rich white guys and make money for other straight rich white guys.”
-My cynicism
“As long as it's not another boring romance/killer drama, I'm good.”
-My optimism
Dess seems to have a sh*tty life even sh*ttier than his name. It's not until he gets a hard-on for a dude with a real hard knock life, does he learn how much he needs to.
Finally, a book description that actually tells you what the freaking book is about…
From the author of absolutely nothing because this is her first f*cking book, comes a tale longer than the way it's spaced. A tale about life, and why it might not suck that much.