You can be a super villain!

Tired of living in your mother?s basement? Tired of not having a girlfriend? Why not become a Super Villain? Earn the respect of peers, and the admiration of all the hot girls! We teach you, step by step, how easy it is to become a Super Villain: * Take over the world using time travelling cows and zombie chickens. * Capture heroes using ice cream and bananas * Negotiate over Twitter! Quote: Taking over the world is no more dangerous than driving to work everyday (in Afghanistan, while wearing a miniskirt and push-up bra, while singing ?Oh America you?re so fine, you?re so fine you blow my mind?). The book is dedicated to Pinky and the Brain. You inspired us man. Totally inspired us.